This is why you should read the fine print

Me: God, when we were negotiating a deal, I remember I offered you a lot of things in exchange. Now, I was wondering, kasama ba dun sa deal natin na kapalit lovelife ko?
God: Di mo naaalala?
Me: Um...
God: Oo.
Me: Talaga? Parang I don't remember anything like that during the negotiations...?
God: Magtigil ka! Pirma ka ng pirma ng kontrata, di mo pa binabasa! Ginagalit mo 'ko.
Me: Nyay. Joke lang. Peace out :p.

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